I, Yann, take you, Delightful Brown, to be my coffee wife. With deepest joy I receive you into my mouth that together we may be one. I promise you my deepest love, my fullest devotion, my tenderest care. I promise I will live first unto coffee rather than others or even you. I promise that I will lead our lives into a life of milk and froth in coffee shops. Ever honouring coffee guides by it's spirit through the bean, And so throughout life, no matter what may lie ahead of us, I pledge to you my life as a loving and faithful drinker.